My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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