It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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