I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
She announced her abortion via fbk
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
