I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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