I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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