I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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