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what?
penguin condom
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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