I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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