I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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