if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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