theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
my poor anus
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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