You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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