This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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