it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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