I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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