I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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