Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You can't just leave with hair like that
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I'm experimenting with sincerity
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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