Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
honey bunches of taint.
she smelled like a LAN party
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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