i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize