I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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