He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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