I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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