That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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