id be glad to
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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