this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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