I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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