He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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