did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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