Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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