Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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