this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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