it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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