see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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