Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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