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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Boobs speak an international language.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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