So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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