Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
