Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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