Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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