I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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