Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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