ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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