Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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