Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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