Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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