what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
It was confusing and full of hummus
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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