you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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