party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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