At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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