Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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