The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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