let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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