Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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