Just mADE A PArabola og urine
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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